fantasyromanceAuthor: An Interesting Potato|Status: Completed
Zog the Red Dragon simply wanted to make a little cash. He carved runes into yo-yos so their tricks produced dazzling light effects, created trading cards that summoned holographic illusions, and handed a Zor a mana-powered electric guitar that sparked a rock-and-roll revolution. The dragon who refused to engage in mindless slaughter discovered a far more profitable path. Under Zog's influence, Dwarves and Elves willingly sat in the same room to play co-op games, while commoners and nobles wept together over the same soap operas. The Dragon-Slaying Knights rented dragons from Zog's talent agency to shoot their promotional videos. Before he realized it, this draconic anomaly had amassed a hoard of gold coins taller than a mountain. The Holy Church declared he was bewitching the minds of the masses, but the people firmly chose to stand by his side. Facing the completely isolated, century-old Pope, Zog smirked and delivered his verdict: "Culture Victory, kid." The red dragon lord who could have conquered the world with fire chose to conquer it with entertainment instead, and succeeded beyond any tyrant's wildest dreams.
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