It's a Gal Game System, Not a World Domination System!

Li Kainan transmigrated and received a system. The good news: he has a system. The bad news: the system's language is garbled. 'Respected Host, the Conquest System is at your service.' 'You have transmigrated to...' The text is corrupted, the instructions are nonsensical, and the system interface looks like it was designed by a programmer having a stroke. What Li Kainan interprets as a gal game system -- a dating simulation where he must win the hearts of various heroines -- is actually something far more dangerous. The 'heroines' are not anime girls; they are powerful political figures, military commanders, and supernatural entities. The 'affection meters' are actually loyalty indexes, and the 'dating events' are actually diplomatic missions. As Li Kainan cheerfully pursues what he believes are romantic interests, he accidentally builds the most powerful political alliance the world has ever seen. The 'gal game protagonist' who thinks he is collecting waifus is actually conquering the world, one 'date' at a time. The system, which genuinely cannot communicate clearly, watches in bewilderment as its host achieves world domination through the power of romantic miscommunication.