comedyfantasyAuthor: NullExistence|Status: Completed
Dean Faust was many things: a disgraced MMA fighter, a lifelong orphan, and -- most embarrassingly -- the man who died slipping on his dog's pee. Not exactly the origin story of legends. But fate, it seems, has a sense of humor. Dean is reborn into a world of magic, monsters, and summoning systems, equipped with the most ridiculed creature in existence: a slime. While other summoners command dragons, phoenixes, and ancient warriors, Dean stares at the blob quivering in his palm. But this is no ordinary slime. The system grants it one terrifying ability: infinite evolution. Every monster it consumes, every battle it survives, every challenge it overcomes transforms it into something stronger, smarter, and more lethal. The joke summon becomes the most adaptive weapon in existence. As Dean and his evolving slime climb the ranks from laughingstock to legend, they attract the attention of powerful factions who want the system for themselves. Ancient guilds, corrupt nobles, and rival summoners converge, each with their own agenda. Dean, who started this life as nobody, must prove that the man who died to dog pee and the slime everyone mocked are the most dangerous combination this world has ever seen.
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